Lies, Damn Lies

Here are some of my statistics for the '09-'10 Job Market season:

Jobs applied for: 37

First-round interviews: 2

Campus visits: 0

Job offers: 0

Beers/cocktails: 1,427 (approx. It's hard to remember.)

The thing is, I feel like my teaching, writing, conferencing, and publishing are going really well. Except for the fact that I'm having an extremely hard time finding a tenure-track job, I feel really good about my career.

--Mr. Zero