As you wish...

Anonymous has requested a new thread. Sure, why not?

Play along, if it please you.

Zombie, can we start a new thread? 

Smokers, give us your vitals ... 

Number of APA/Skype interviews**:
Universities (n):
SLAC (n):
Other (n):
PhD in hand (Y/N):
PhD program (top 10/25/50/below or unranked):
AOS:
Publications (n):
Comments:

**Zombie thinks it might also be useful to know how many applications you've filed this year.

And two Anon replies have been registered:

2
2
0
0
Y
50
Political Phil/Ethics
40 (inc. 3 books)
No job market for old men

and

1
0
1
0
N
Unranked
1
Indeed, this is no job market for old men.

~zombie

p.s. Now that APA is over, how about some reports? Did the unemployed philosophers swarm seem smaller? Was the Smoker less crowded/desperate? Was the beer still lousy and overpriced?